Dogs and elderberries
I have an idea for the new “Dog Park.” Put the new “ Dog Park” in the area of the million dollar elderberry forest on Highway 190.
Just think, dogs can water the bushes and fertilize the ground. Dog owners can stand around the solar house instead of highly paid city employees and scratch their heads.
Dog owners can walk around to make sure the very expensive elderberry beetle does not try to escape; dog owners can walk around this majestic area and look in wonderment at all the money wasted for this elderberry forest.
Dog owners can bring their iPods and play “Beatle” music to the very expensive elderberry beetles.
The problem is solved; bring on the dogs.